Hunter Pheebs.

killowave:

Not content with murdering Kim Jong-un, SpongeBob steals all his North Korean state secrets and nuclear missile data.

loverbearbutch:

tumblr’s search feature is great

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one-time-i-dreamt:

God was a talking Furby guarded by a monkey with a bellhop hat on.

one-time-i-dreamt:

After punching a punching bag a couple times, Chris Rock insisted on being called “Performance Rock”.

b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74: please for the love of God imagine a plate of spaghetti

nbmudkip:

i need to clarify that this combination of asks is the funniest fucking thing i have EVER received in my inbox. i just rolled around in my bed laughing for five minutes. i almost asphyxiated

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knightcore:

me: *neglects my duo lingo app*

The Duolingo Owl:

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slimetony:

w3k:

slimetony:

ive never seen snow someone describe it to me

smells like water

its like im there

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